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Used to emphasize how absurdly big some thing is, or a feature that dominates someone personality.
"Ginny is a Cuntasaurus rex"
"Oh yeah! The biggest cunt I ever met, and her friend Jill is a Slutasaurus"
"She really likes her men to have a cockasaurus"
asaurus by JilltheSlutasaurus March 30, 2012

Puke-asaurus rex 

Someone heavily inclined to vomit, usually from alcohol. To be a true Puke-asaurus rex the person must vomit on so many things that onlookers might find themselves impressed with both the breadth, color, and quantity or said vomiter.
"Ashlee, you are a Puke-asaurus rex, you projectile vomited on yourself, your bed sheets, comforter, bed spread, mattress, box spring, floor, and yourself. Maybe you should lay off anything cranberry and wear a bib for a while..."
Puke-asaurus rex by Wwhitn January 22, 2008

sex-asaurus

A large person used for sexual pleasuring. Synonoms: Easy, Loose, Pro bono prostitute
Monica Lewinsky is a sex-asaurus.
sex-asaurus by Bob Jefferies October 8, 2003

Fatass-Asaurus 

An INCREDIBLY fat person.
Such a fatass that they are as big as a dinosaur.
Jennifer waddled down the hallway and almost rolled it. 'Fatass-asaurus.' Bill muttered at her.
Fatass-Asaurus by XelaxXxaleX March 17, 2009

hate-asaurus rex 

The extreme version of a hater

Someone who dislikes everything and everyone and constantly voices his criticism of everything/everyone. This person is often angry with others for offending him in some way and his CONSTANT griping will mark him as a "hate-asaurus rex" rather than merely a "hater." Additionally, a hate-asaurus rex typically calls other people "haters" in an effort to disguise his "hater" comments.
Anthony: Stop being mean to me; you are such a hater! Why'd you change..you don't look good in shorts OR skirts! (...and this type of person would keep complaining...)

Gina: Hey! Stop being such a hate-asaurus rex!

Sheep-Asaurus 

Person who is aboslute in following current trends and fashions, plus maintaining status quo to extreme jurassic proportions.
"My friend, Barry, works in a bank, pays his taxes, loves mainstream Hollywood garbage, and is afraid to exercize his individuality. He is a robotic Sheep-Asaurus!"
Sheep-Asaurus by Camboy April 20, 2006