Dude, I just signed up for Twitter and there's this person I don't know in real-life who's following me, along with over 9000 other
people. Such a twittwhore.
I'm following over 9000 random hot girls on Twitter. Maybe they'll post their numbers. Hopefully, they won't pay attention to a pathetic twittwhore like me.
I twittwhore because I'm fugly and too scared to befriend
people in real life.