paratweet

a variation of the retweet; a tweet deemed worthy of repeating but paraphrased, usually to allow space for commentary on the original tweet; signified by the acronym PT; believed to have originated among Ann Arbor Twitterites

First, the Museum of Jurassic Technology is more amazing than I thought it could be. The bell wheel brought tears to my eyes.

PARATWEET below:

PT: 1st, MJT more rad than thought possible. Bell wheel -> tears.

paratweet by karlbarks July 13, 2009

pump a parakeet

This is a comical way to say someone would have sex with anything.

That Ben Dover is the type of dude who would pump a parakeet!

pump a parakeet by I, Wreckerrr January 18, 2017

parakeetslimes 

An amazing potato who will snatch your weaves because of her thiccness and her thiccccc slimes

Person 1: Hey did you see parakeetslimes new restock video?
Person 2: yeah I did, my weave was snatched because cereal milk is so thicc

parakeetslimes by Somethionesthic February 18, 2018

parakeet 

A small bird that makes a good pet. They are cute, (usually) sweet-tempered, and inexpensive.

Parakeets also make the oddest noises:
pwip
Fweet!
ACCCKK ACCKK ACCK!
UURT URRT UURT!
Chirp!
Twirp!

parakeet by Shawn B. October 13, 2003

Paramjeet 

the person who has the capability to win everything...

alexander can be called as paramjeet

Paramjeet by yankeejatt July 4, 2006

Paratext 

A super long text message.

Dude.. just text yes or no. You don't have to write a paratext.

Paratext by Leinstein September 6, 2016

Why won't my parakeet eat my diarrhea 

A very funny, yet strange search recommendation found on www.Google.com. When one types 'why won't my p', Google anticipates you are going to ask 'why won't my parakeet eat my diarrhea'. Try it yourself.

Person A: God damn, dude, why the Hell won't my p?

Google: You mean 'Why won't my parakeet eat my diarrhea'? The fuck if I know! Search it anyway, you clueless motherfucker!

Why won't my parakeet eat my diarrhea by Ocho the Shitface November 13, 2010