Shit Sausage 

A human made of shit, wrapped in skin, usually the Fuck ugly people who try to cover up what they really are with Human Skin. Commonly reffered as, People who look like shit.
Basically, people who cover up their real identity that they are complete lumps of shit, and use fake human skin to cover it up.

Boy: Hey, You look like shit.
Girl: Do I?
Boy: Yeah, your full of shit! Just like a Shit Sausage!
Girl: *Cries*

Shit Sausage by TheShitster July 12, 2009

wanky shit sausage 

The art of ejaculating onto human faeces whilst it is sucked in and out of the anus.

Commonly known as turtle headed cum stick in the USA, the wanky shit sausage can only be performed when the receiver is in desperate need of a shit. As the shit draws closer to the exit, the giver wanks onto the shit and it is then sucked into the anus.

My girlfriend was desperate for a shit so I suggested the wanky shit sausage, her arse hoovered my cum straight into her shit-infested bum

wanky shit sausage by Thombone Catkins December 19, 2010