Stormitis 

The condition of having an abnormal, in most cases, green vagna.

The sickest thing on the face of the earth. Any guys with any sense wouldn't touch that shit with a 10 foot pole. But some resort to the worst when there desperate.

Hey dude i'm hanging with that girl tonight... dude why thats sick she has stormitis....

Stormitis by Petey123 July 11, 2009

Steamitis 

"Steamitis" is a common disease among PC gamers who use the service Steam by Valve.

The disease was first discovered when a player of 13 had acquired his Mother's credit card number during one of the first Holiday Sales. The child had purchased 437 games and only spent 39.00 USD. Since this event, anyone who purchases 15 games or more during a Steam sale of any kind has the disease Steamitis.

Symptoms include:
Loss of money
Limiting hard drive space
Sore eyes
Sleep deprivation
An 8 Steam rating or higher
AIDS

Steam User 1: Man, there went my pay check already. And my hard drive is already low on space! What the hell happened?

Steam User 2: It's the Holiday Sale, man! I just bought five games for 55 cents.

Steam User 1: Fuck. I think we have Steamitis!

Steamitis by BiGoDeViN January 26, 2013

Stormtip 

When static electricity from friction causes the Penis to shock the clitoris.

Get ready for the Penis of Zeus himself, I'm about to Stormtip the shit out of you.

Stormtip by Tijuana! May 6, 2009

Stareitis 

a dreadful condition in which a college student, upon learning of the impending due date of a project, proceeds to stare at said project for an indefinite period of time.

I wasn't able to complete my project because of my stareitis.

Stareitis by death-havoc December 9, 2012

Startitis 

Startitis: noun - Repeatedly starting new projects while still having multiple uncompleted projects.

Melanie is plagued by startitis. She frequently starts knitting something new rather than finish her other incomplete projects.

Startitis by Fiber Fanatic January 8, 2015

Stormtip 

To Repeatedly rub the tip of your penis on a female's clit

I be Stormtippin' that pussy

Stormtip by Stormtipper May 3, 2009

Shomitiss

1. The act of shitting, vomiting, and pissing all at once.

2. The feeling usually associated after a long night of drinking, AND a long car ride has been undertaken before using the bathroom.

Waking up late to take my brother to work in the morning, I had to refrain from taking a shomitiss in my car because I forgot to use the bathroom.

Shomitiss by AAAICP July 23, 2010