phony pony 

Fake hair, specifically a fake pony tail.

"Cute hair."
"Girl, that's just a phony pony."

phony pony by Judy Birgen January 6, 2009

Phony Pony 

Description of someone wearing a fake hair weave that looks unusally long for that person.

Long fake hair that looks as if it came off a horse's tail, and used as hair weaves, etc.

That ain't her hair, she's a phony pony!

Phony Pony by Joe Gayle February 21, 2003

phony pony 

A V6 Mustang made to look like a Mustang GT or a Cobra, a Mustang GT made to look like a Cobra!

I tried to go race that Mustang, but it turns out it's just a phony pony.

phony pony by Trans Am Cammie January 1, 2007

poverty pony

Noun; a cheap AR-15 build, often on an Anderson lower

I built this Poverty Pony for only $280 using a Black Friday kit and an Anderson blem lower

poverty pony by Svending February 5, 2018

PONY.MOV 

An online animated parody series of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. It consists of the seven main characters (Twilight Sparkle, Applejack, Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, Rarity and Spike) with their original appearances, but the ponies have different cutie marks and most of them have very different voices than those from the TV series. Their personalities are also greatly altered; for example, Fluttershy in the TV show is very kind to animals and has a gentle voice; in the PONY.MOV series she kills animals as well as Rainbow Dash with a chainsaw and talks like Fat Albert.
Each of the episodes focuses on one character in particular, much like the television show. They are, as of July 27, 2012, APPLE.MOV (Applejack), DRESS.MOV (Rarity), SHED.MOV (Fluttershy), MAGIC.MOV (Twilight), and PARTY.MOV (Pinkie Pie). Also there is a short dedicated to Spike titled SPIKE.MOV. There is one more episode to be made, SWAG.MOV (Rainbow Dash).

How to summarize the PONY.MOV series up to now:
Twilight: Spike, this is supposed to be an intervention, where is everypony?
Spike: Applejack's in a coma, Rarity is being held captive by Mexicans, Fluttershy's in the nuthouse and Rainbow Dash is dead.
-From PARTY.MOV

PONY.MOV by 7Flyer July 28, 2012

One Horse Pony 

A phrase used by senile people confused thinking of the more common phrase "one trick pony".

*Replying to press after reporter asks if allegations against Hunter Biden are Russian disinformation:

"Yes, yes, yes. God love you, man. You're a one horse pony."

One Horse Pony by senior jota December 22, 2020

watercolored pony 

A tye dyed, berry flavored condom made only for men with very large dicks.

I'm on my way, want me to bring a watercolored pony?

watercolored pony by bigdickxxxxxx69 July 4, 2011