I went through the drive thru today and the McDonalder serving me had more spots than a leopards nut sack
by Robbo14981 November 8, 2019
by Kris-10 April 28, 2005
Guy: *Sees D's and F's on his report card*
Guy: Shit! Better improve my grades, or I could end up working at McDonald's!
Example 2:
Jock: You're such a nerd. *Shoves nerd*
Nerd: (thinking) Enjoy this while you can, because in 10 years time, I will own a billion dollar company while you will be working at McDonald's.
Guy: Shit! Better improve my grades, or I could end up working at McDonald's!
Example 2:
Jock: You're such a nerd. *Shoves nerd*
Nerd: (thinking) Enjoy this while you can, because in 10 years time, I will own a billion dollar company while you will be working at McDonald's.
by somebody143 January 1, 2011
Inducing obesity since the dawn of time.
A place to get food you don't want and need, where you do not know how it is prepared.
Food that makes your heart hurt and something you know you shouldn't eat.
Cheap food that you regret eating later.
A place to get food you don't want and need, where you do not know how it is prepared.
Food that makes your heart hurt and something you know you shouldn't eat.
Cheap food that you regret eating later.
by Aimee Bee. May 17, 2009
Bob: “What happened to you?”
Joe: “I ate at McDonald’s.”
Bob: “So how much do you weigh now?”
Joe: “100,000 pounds.”
Bob: “So you’re suing for $100,000 then?”
Joe: “Yup.”
Joe: “I ate at McDonald’s.”
Bob: “So how much do you weigh now?”
Joe: “100,000 pounds.”
Bob: “So you’re suing for $100,000 then?”
Joe: “Yup.”
by SociopathicDuck January 28, 2019
The home of trash-eaters.
The CEO of McDonald's recently died of a heart attack? Don't you find that coincidental?
Plus Justin Timberlake should die for giving McDonald's that crap catchprase.
The CEO of McDonald's recently died of a heart attack? Don't you find that coincidental?
Plus Justin Timberlake should die for giving McDonald's that crap catchprase.
by Mister Ignorant April 22, 2004
by JmL May 1, 2005