Bill: Ok I shot sniper 1 down and am working on 2.
Ted: Well I killed that one guy back there, remember?
Bill: Now's not the time for Dick Measuring!
Ted: Well I killed that one guy back there, remember?
Bill: Now's not the time for Dick Measuring!
by jlong17543 August 2, 2009
Commonly used when two guys or friends are arguing and one friend brings up a point to counter his friend point, but in theory it is just a stupid and or irrelevant point.
Steve: Do you ahve any enemies? what about the guys you jipped on the deal..
Joe: How did you know about that!?! Well what about you and not going to help Bob in the bad deal he made?
Steve: This is no time for dick measuring, who did you do a bad deal with....
Joe: How did you know about that!?! Well what about you and not going to help Bob in the bad deal he made?
Steve: This is no time for dick measuring, who did you do a bad deal with....
by iPr4nk July 6, 2009
Slang term for the United States one-dollar bill, which is six inches in length. Although all US bills are the same length, the term can be pluralized to denote larger sums of money, irrespective of how many bills are involved.
Eustice: That bastard Gavin owes me thirty dick measurers.
Chad: Bro's always short on dick measurers.
Chad: Bro's always short on dick measurers.
by The Reverend McCready October 5, 2008
by Mistressbaby November 5, 2021
A conflict in which two parties (ususally male) are vehemently disputing something of limited relevance. Generally, both parties are somewhat wrong, but each refuses to be back down for fear of being thought the have the smaller of their two penises. Similar to a pissing match, but generally, the conflict involved involves a larger element of machismo, and continues on only because neither side wants to be seen as the one who backs down.
The White House and the Conservative Right have been in a real dick measuring contest over the qualifications of this new Supreme Court apointee, Harriet Meiers.
by Cosmo October 12, 2005
When people obsessively compare themselves to each other to see who is 'the best' or 'the biggest'. It may or may not involve actual penises, but it can. Usually the things being compared are worthless and meaningless things like income, car size, house size, job performance, sports stats, partner attractiveness, and yes, of course, penis sizes.
They're all bragging about how big their cars are versus the other guy's car, they're just engaging in a useless dick measuring contest.
by suburban__dictionary August 21, 2023
A male competition among well-endowed dudes for the bragging rights of the winner being able to say, with reference to his hard cock, "Mine's bigger."
My nine inch cock easily won the eighth grade dick-measuring contest, winning the admiration and respect of my classmates.
by LoveTorpedo July 14, 2019