A bullshit word used to describe the origin of an unknown object, used mainly to pretend like you know what the fuck your talking about, when you havent a fucken clue.
*talking about a rock i found on the ground, for some reason picked up, and brought home*
Person A: Why the fuck do you have this rock?
Person B: What are you talking about!!! Thats a Volcanic Sisafarian Rock my grandpa found in Guam back in the 1800's.
Person A: 1800's??
Person B: Yeah he turns 300something tomorrow. Sisafaian.
A simarien is one jiggy nigga that always has drip and didn’t give a fuck what people say. If a person sees simarien they will instantly want to have sex with him 🔥
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.