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Harry Twatter 

While performing oral sex on a female partner who is wearing an outwardly sharp clitoral ring or piercing, a man will give her vaginal pleasure with his tongue while the woman pushes his face towards her pelvis in order to thrust his tongue deeper into her vagina. Then she decides to be a cunt and thrust the poor mans face into her clitoris so that her ring or piercing will cut his forehead. Thus, he will have received the Harry Twatter because of the Harry Potter like scar on his forehead.
Why do you have stitches on your forehead? My girlfriend decided to be a bitch and give me the Harry Twatter.
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Harry Twatter 

1. A chant used to psych out other teams.
2. A sexual spin-off of the acclaimed series Harry Potter.
Harry Twatter! *Clap Clap ClapClapClap* Harry Twatter *Clap Clap ClapClapClap*
Harry Twatter by Curd January 27, 2006

harry twatter 

a harry twatter is a magical hairy twat
a harry twatter makes love the best as its a magical experience every single time i mean every time i put my cock inside her she made it disappear like magic

hairy twatter

an asian porno that seems to have some sort of plot.
guy1: i was watching hairy twatter.
guy2: good for you... jackass...
hairy twatter by Nickthehick September 10, 2006
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026