Mortaley

The surname of that awesome, small group of mainly philosophers and teachers. The family resides in mostly Canada but there are far-out reachers who tend to travel the world before returning home. If there were any big question in life you can bet that the Mortaley's have already questioned it. This family also very much enjoys drinking and partying.

Mortaley 1 :"What is the meaning of life?"

Mortaley 2: "Stop thinking so much and take a drink already!"

Mortaley by Iveris01 June 28, 2009

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Mortally Challenged

The Demons of Doom Eternal are referred to as "Mortally Challenged". Its a silly joke in the game. A few Liberals are upset about this and they claim that the game equates Demons with Immigrants. Which is not true.

Blue Hologram Chick : Remember, "Demon" can be an offensive term, refer to them as Mortally Challenged

Doomslayer : The wall just got ten feet higher

Mortally Challenged by throwawaymysoul00 August 24, 2018

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Mortally Challenged

How Demons in the Doom series are referred to by humans, especially ARC Employees. It’s an ongoing joke showing humans being sensitive to demons that are literally destroying their world. It takes the piss out of recent conversations about “political correctness” and makes it into a joke.

ARC Employee: Remember, “Demon” can be an offensive term, refer to them as “Mortally Challenged”.

Mortally Challenged by kidkruschev February 15, 2021

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mortaled

1) Person, or persons, who decide to drink beyond their limits. Once achieved the person, or persons, plead for death as it seems the quickest way to rid themselves of a bad headache or projectile vomiting,

2) To be returned to (or reminded of) ones true mortal state (i.e. the condition of being subject to death, and without superpowers) by consuming grievous quantities of alcohol.

3) To be mentally separated from that, the soul apparent, which might be considered to distinguish one as being 'immortal' through holding free-will, as opposed to a 'mortal' base animalistic level of brain function. Commonly achieved through the plying of the brain with copious measures of Tequila..

1) 'Did I have much to drink'? Jesus man I was drinking non-stop from lunchtime, I was utterly mortaled by the end

2) Man, he couldn't remember his own name let alone walk straight! He was completely mortaled!

mortaled by Geoffety Geoff May 16, 2008