Tyol
Short for; take you own life. Used when someone makes a complete arse of themselve, or is just being a spazz in general.
Tyol by SwiftyBaby June 25, 2009
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tyolka
1. (noun) a Russian word, use somewhat disparagingly, to refer to a female; akin in meaning to the English slang term "chick" but with an added connotation of referring to a fat chick; literally means cow in Russian.
2. (noun)a Russian girl employed in public auditing, who gets hit on during all hours of the day, loves to dance, hates to sing, and has a predisposition to pouting and making sound effects. Tyolkas must be fed regularly and frequently in order to avoid the outbreak of global thermonuclear war.
3. (verb) to act in accordance of the description given in definition 2 above.
2. (noun)a Russian girl employed in public auditing, who gets hit on during all hours of the day, loves to dance, hates to sing, and has a predisposition to pouting and making sound effects. Tyolkas must be fed regularly and frequently in order to avoid the outbreak of global thermonuclear war.
3. (verb) to act in accordance of the description given in definition 2 above.
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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