Christmas

A complete and udder waist of time

why do we waist money on people, when we could waist it on ourselves on Christmas

by BigDragon33 December 31, 2019

Christmas

The jolliest time of the year!

"Mom what am I getting for Christmas?". "Why should I tell you? and I'm getting you nothing because your still grounded".

by faze_buttcracks November 8, 2018

Christmas

they day where lonely people stay at home and shove their face with cookies while watching Christmas movies, pretending their loved by someone:(

friend: “Hey Maggie, what are you doing for Christmas?”
me: “Eating my feelings.”

by maggiesteber November 11, 2019

Christmas

some day where you get gifts and shit

I GOT AN iPHONE 8 FOR CHRISTMAS FAM LMFAO SHIT IS LIT

by Abattoirofficial April 4, 2016

Christmas

The day that your parents will threaten taking away all year. Good Luck getting through spring cleaning without getting it taken away.

IT. IS. CHRISTMAS!!

by cookiemons December 12, 2018

Christmas

The 359th day of the Gregorian calendar, or in the case of "leap year," the 360th day.

Christmas fell on December 25, 2019, and was the 359th day of the year.

Due to 2020 finding every possible way to suck, it was also a "leap year," so Christmas was on the 360th day on the calendar.

by JB9903 December 26, 2020

Christmas

A question asked at every New Mexican restaurant.

Waitress at Garcia's kitchen: Are you ready to order?
Me: yes ma'am I would like the Chicken Fajita burrito smothered
Waitress: okay would you like that smothered in Red,Green or Christmas chile?
Me: Christmas please.

by 505Burqueña575 May 3, 2021