Christmas

The best motherfucking day of the year.

Dude, it's like Christmas in July!

by G-$lam December 15, 2010

Christmas

December the twenty-fifth.

A day off work and a christmas bonus, based off a few bad calculations as to the birthday of the Christ.

I get payed more (chrismtas bonus) to take the whole week off work... I LOVE CHRISTMAS!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 7, 2004

Christmas

one reason the unemployment rate is going up

Husband: how much money did u spend this year on the gifts for Christmas honey?
Wife: idk, probably about $10,000.

Husband: stupid bitch! We're already in debt $5,000!!

(The family files for unemployment 2 weeks later)

by meth0d man December 25, 2010

Christmas

The punchline at the end of a year long joke

The planet has been blown up to make room for an interstellar bypass...must be Christmas, never could get the hang of Christmas

by S. A. Jackson January 9, 2008

Christmas

The best fucking day of the year!!!!!!🌲❄❄🛍

I love Christmas!!!!!!

by The best princess November 11, 2018

Christmas

It's where little brats get things they want then they throw it away and then cry about it

Some brat: Hey Its CHRISTMAS
Me: Ok Brat

by Corniercolt3343 September 26, 2018

Christmas

A time when businesses get to overly market their products so then they could get people to buy as much shit as possible

Christmas is a time for marketing and buying

by Dubiks December 24, 2018