tweetigo

Pronunciation: \ˈtwē-ti-ˌgō\
Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): plural twee·ti·goes or twee·ti·gos
Etymology: Middle English imitative hybrid, combined with Latin vertigin-, vertigo, from vertere to turn.
Date: 6/19/2009

Definitions:

1a: A sensation of motion in which the individual or the individual's surroundings seem to whirl dizzily, triggered by either first real usage and experience and/or after excessive use (a.k.a "tweeting") of Twitter, a social micro-blogging site.

1b: May also be associated with excessive use of micro-posting to other sites, i.e. Facebook, etc.

2: a dizzy confused state of mind after "tweeting" or "Facebooking" excessively.

I used Twitter for the first time today and cot DAMN I need to vomit from the tweetigo.

Will sitting and working cure my tweetigo? Probably.

tweetigo by Creativitis June 19, 2009

Tweetiot 

Tweetiot: (Twitter idiot) Someone who tweets idiotic nonsense while thinking themselves to be a genius.

"Did you see what the Tweetiot in Chief just posted on Twitter?"
"Ever since Don discovered Twitter he's become a real tweetiot".
Wise old saying; "Why not try looking like a stable genius by keeping mouth shut? Instead of tweeting mindless garbage like a Tweetiot!"

Tweetiot by mayfieldenator November 21, 2019

Tweetionary 

The definitions of all the twitter terms are defined within, as found on Urban Dictionary

"What do you call a famous twitter user?"

"I don't know look it up in the tweetionary."

Tweetionary by ThisisHuman July 17, 2009

tweetioli 

the combination of a tweet (twitter.com) and a ravioli. a tweetioli is a tweet filled with crap.

example of a regular tweet:
"getting ready to watch Lost on ABC"

example of a tweetioli:
"my boyfriend is sooo rude, he thinks i have a big ass. i need ice cream. david hasselhoff is hot."

tweetioli by tradefuul May 1, 2009