twatted

Fucked up.

I smoked so much last night that I was twatted.

by beewtbc November 10, 2011

twatted

This is a British phase and is used in the past tense, it means that one beat-up another, however it is also used to descirbe a single yet dramatic hit.

"This chav was all up in Dean's face, so he twatted him, right between the eyes"

by Junyar-Kuro May 01, 2009

twatted

beaten to a messy pulp

Gladys severely twatted her love rival and left her for dead

by leeny burghers April 14, 2003

twatted

Hit extremely hard / Beat up

I twatted the Ball

They really twatted him

by CiCi May 13, 2005

twatted

To be under the influence of particular substances. E.g. Alcohol & drugs

"I was so twatted last night"

by Leanne April 02, 2005

twatted

The passed tense of tweetting, using twitter

Have you ever used the site twitter?

why yes I have twatted.

by Jackson Marsh June 19, 2009

twatted

being very drunk

ive got the worst hangover ever!, can't belove i got so twatted last night

by shail May 09, 2003