Creepy Uncle 

creepy uncle adj. n.:

A person, who through their actions and/or words, causes unease to others (male or female) by unnessesary or gratuitous sexual advances.

"That man was getting all creepy uncle on me."

"Larry is sure a creepy uncle."

Creepy Uncle by flurbury September 18, 2007

Creepy uncle 

Someone who is overly friendly and complementary. Usually goes by the name Casey.

Hey it's your good ol' uncle... CREEPY UNCLE

Creepy uncle by ApesHospice November 24, 2019

creepy uncle 

when a gentleman secretly masterbates while the female partner is asleep in bed, using her ass, face or just overall naked body for mind material to help ejaculate.

Last night, this girl passed out naked in my bed so I gave her the creepy uncle and wiped my hands on her socks.

creepy uncle by swettfrommyball June 18, 2009

Creepy Uncle Syndrome

Where a person is really nice and outgoing, but you always have the feeling that he/she is a creeper/pedophile/ect.

Dude, my gym teacher last year had some bad creepy uncle syndrome!

Creepy Uncle Syndrome by Neinman January 1, 2010

Creepy Uncle Bad Touch 

Creepy person that appears to be a child moletster.

While I was watching the debates I realized that John McCain lurked around the stage like your creepy uncle bad touch.

Creepy Uncle Bad Touch by Wannawatcho February 20, 2009

creepy uncle vibe 

That sense you have when a guy both looks and behaves like a slimeball who could be your creepy uncle who once couldn’t stop smelling or touching your hair or making endless comments about your “figure.”

Yeah, he’s definitely got that creepy uncle vibe; I’m not sure if it’s the greased-back remaining hair or the furtive glances, but taken as a whole, it’s something I most certainly want to avoid!

creepy uncle vibe by Dr Bunnygirl November 1, 2023

creepy uncle excuse

when someone uses a creepy excuse to try and touch you

josh: its ok bro were really close
ryan: nah bruh thats creepy uncle excuse

creepy uncle excuse by totallynotjjne April 29, 2023