A woman with a potato-shaped body and face. A tater twat's only hope for sexual contact is to openly solicit any person who is willing--many times being society's rejects- dirty hobos, alchoholics, unbathed homeless.

The tater twat is passed through a population of men in an office enviroment-- in perfect hot-potato fashion--each one getting their turn then running the other way.

The pregnancies that result from these encounters end with birth, the sound of which can be likened to a fresh tatertot plopping out of a tot machine. This is the origin of referring to babies as 'tots.' Tots never know who their dad is, if they really want to know, Maury Povich's help is required.

Man, did you see the new girl Connie? Total tater twat, she smells like fried chicken!

Tater Twat by Michael Skopic August 14, 2020

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Tommy Twat-Texter

A grown man in a relationship/ marriage sending risky texts to his wife’s best friend who he is also sleeping with.

‘That’s part of the reason we split, Tommy twat-texter’

Tommy Twat-Texter by PettyPrincess May 1, 2022

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Teeter Twatter

Getting handcuffed to a stripper pole while sitting down and having two strippers put there legs up on your shoulders, one from the front and one from the back, and having them seesaw their crotches into your face and back of head.

"Dude, the strippers gave me a teeter twatter at my bachelors' party last night!"

Teeter Twatter by whutthe June 27, 2009

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