Alt-timers disease 

Taken from the word Alzheimer's disease and deliberately sounding very close to it as a joke .See alt which this definition I am using it for is when a player has more then one character on a MMORPG.

We use it to tease players that make to many characters in MMORPGS like World of Warcraft, Everquest, etc.

Hey man you know you will never get to the max level in this game if you play that many characters....

"I know man I love all these choices in this game...."

yea man.... he suffers from Alt-timers disease...

ROFL....

Alt-timers disease by NidgeDFX June 5, 2009

alltimers disease 

Someone who -- no matter how good your story -- always has to come up with one of their own that tops it.

Old Surfer Joe has a critical case of Alltimers.

alltimers disease by Nickster November 17, 2003