cunt hammer
cunt hammer by Viridis July 5, 2008
Get the cunt hammer mug.
Cunt Hammer
"Hey Ted, I was fucking this girl last night and then at the last moment, I unleashed a cunt hammer on her ass."
Cunt Hammer by is that my artichoke June 3, 2009
Related Words
hammer cunt • Cunthammer • cunt • cunt punch • cunt biscuit • cunt bitch • cunt bunt • cunt stunt • cunt bubble • cunt ass
hammer cunt
A level reached after, douchebag
An individual, generally a male, that has ascended the level of asshole and douche. Just an overall pile of shit.
An individual, generally a male, that has ascended the level of asshole and douche. Just an overall pile of shit.
hammer cunt by Bringer of Justice May 12, 2017
Cunthammer
Usually in league with a Cuntdagger, stuck together like siamese twins. The job of the Cunthammer is to bash the IQ out of your head by being a dumb cunt bitch. Tries to ruin any male-female relationship that is not her own, for her own selfish reasons.
Similar to the fashion of a physical hammer cracking your skull open. A little less pain and a lot more torment. They can annoy you towards suicide just to escape.
Similar to the fashion of a physical hammer cracking your skull open. A little less pain and a lot more torment. They can annoy you towards suicide just to escape.
Cunthammer by Mr.BlackJack March 5, 2010
Cunthammer
A cunthammer screams out under the weight of it's iconoclast anarchism. Always oppressed, always martered, all knowing and all wise. Every great man was a cunthammer.
The World: Cunthammer, we love you. Cunthammer we would dir for you. Great hammer of cunt, oh great hammer of cunt.
Cunthammer: Yeah, whatever. Bizzare pack of monkeys people are.
Cunthammer: Yeah, whatever. Bizzare pack of monkeys people are.
Cunthammer by Alex Carter April 23, 2005
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026