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Shittertainment 

Any type of entertainment, ranging from newspapers and magazines to psp's and cell phones, that you bring into the bathroom and use to occupy your time while on the shitter.
Person 1: Hey, could you pass me the sports section of that newspaper?
Person 2: Did you forget to bring any shittertainment with you?
Shittertainment by Hamsterrrrr October 20, 2008
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Shittertainment 

Any/all necessary entertainment whilst taking a shit, i.e social media on cell phone, Sports Illustrated, flappy bird, etc.
"Dude I left my phone at home so now I don't have any shittertainment"

Shittertainment 

(Noun) - The item or culmination of items scrambled for when one has to perform a bowel movement, often readable. For convenience these items can be located at a throne side containment device, often ornate. On the contrary, pending the urgency of said duties a feverish scramble can ensue for shittertainment. Shittertainment can be as simple as a magazine however is often a smart phone or tablet. In desperation, could even be unread mail or even a cereal box.
Sup brah, you got any shittertainment in your crib? I gotta drop it like it's hot.

I need to pinch this one off, I don't have any reasonable shittertainment.

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shittertin 

Zorion is a shittertin.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026