Commander Shepard 

A former Spectre who has recently taken to swindling shopkeepers into giving him discounts.

I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favourite store on the Citadel.

Commander Shepard by thegoddamnsiege October 22, 2010

Commander Shepard 

An extremely sexy individual who has seen more pussy than Pornhub

Commander Shepard: We'll bang okay?

Commander Shepard by FuckHErRightInThePussy September 9, 2014

Commander Shepard 

The most epic video game character. Ever. From the Mass Effect games.

I was playing Mass Effect yesterday, and Commander Shepard is the most epic character ever.

Commander Shepard by rivertroll May 30, 2009

Commander shepard 

Commander shepard is an epic character from mass effect, so epic that seeing him makes you go pawg

Bro 1: you can fight like a krogan, run like a leopard, but you'll never be better than commander shepard
Bro 2: stop quoting cool songs about video games made by miracle of sound

Commander shepard by Potato master420 April 16, 2021

Commander Joe Shepard 

Commander Joe Shepard is Joe Mama as Commander Shepard. Joe is a silly goose that likes sand and Mass Effect.

Woah, that guy is a silly goose- he HAS to be Commander Joe Shepard.

Commander Joe Shepard by Crinsib November 7, 2021