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Cheeseaning 

The act, or the motion of commiting the act of dipping one's bread stick into the eyesockat of habujulangagananga, aka "Destiny of cheese, God".

It is rather apparant, that such an act often results in one's pestashio nut being consumed by a hot pink tiger,after the hot pink tiger consuming the pestashio nut it has been known for the hot pink tiger to vomit a baby dwarf. This often causes the tiger to suffer indigestion, and thus this causes the bread stick to take the thrown of king of mr gay universe.
I was simply Cheeseaning, when all of a sudden, a giant pumkin manifested out of the blue moon and started doing the funky chicken!!!! (in the location of my armpit.

In a brief conversation with my mother in law, she suddenly plucked a bread stick and was cheeseaning!!

My mate John, requently endulges in cheeseaning!!!
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Chesaning 

Farm based community located smack dab between M-52 and M-57. Consisting of about 3,000 people and 20,000 cows and acres of corn. This town offers Showboat week, a week consisting of concerts, drunk people and a parade. The high school is home to 500 or so students and offers a great FFA. Don't be surprised if you see a tractor driving through town or a house being busted with weed.
I drove through Chesaning, accidentally blinked and missed everything.
Chesaning by Jenrenee2009 March 4, 2010

cheesecaking

n., Bronx NY and vicinity.

The act of exposing yourself, or performing other lewd acts in public, in exchange for alcohol, drugs, NFCs, or jewelry.

Usually performed by high school or middle school aged girls.
Brittany was in the back room, cheesecaking for blunt hits and bootleg NFCs.
cheesecaking by BronxBoy917 December 31, 2011

Cheesecaking

Creating an adverse situation where others around you suffer greatly from your efforts. Typically, the act of "cheesecaking" results from a distraction.
How the fuck did you crash your car and lose your phone?
Just cheesecaked it. My fault.

I think I got her pregnant I forgot to use a condom.

Did you at least use hot sauce?
Nah I've been cheesecaking.
Cheesecaking by quachwatch April 12, 2022

cheeseing 

What happens when you breath in male cat spray in order to get high.
Dude, I'm cheeseing my ****ing brains out right now.........
cheeseing by JJMayes March 28, 2008

Cheesecaking in Public 

Enjoying a Dutch Bargain beer with friends on the street or in public areas.
Hey, wanne go cheesecaking in public? I got the beers

Chriseaning 

A girl who acts crazy and does outrageous things for a dude who most likely isn’t feeling her as much as she is feeling him. Basically she acts aggressive and crazy like Chrisean Rock
Ayo Mia rlly Chriseaning she beat tf out Jay’s cousin cus she thought that Jay was cheating on her with his cousin
Chriseaning by Munchin4life March 18, 2023