Failurism

The state of being a complete failure, so much it is virtually a religion or way of life.

I completely suck at Halo, so I became a member of Failurism

by Capt. Knut October 30, 2008

Failurism

The ability not to fail.

People are jealous of Thomas & Krisa's non failurism.

by BubbleBoi December 21, 2010

Failurism

BELIEVING IN POSITIVE ASPECTS OF FAILURE.

I believe in failurism
Failurism has changed my life

by The Failurism Preacher February 5, 2016

Failure

Me

I'm a failure

by Jarbar February 21, 2017

A failure

Me

You know who is a failure? Me!

by WheeeeeelyBin August 7, 2020

Failure

What Steven He is

9-year-old Steven: Don't say failure!

Steven's dad aka substitute teacher: *waits for 2-3 awkward silence*

FAILURE

by spectre729 May 2, 2021

Failure

me

Dad: Did you pass your exam?
me: No Dad, i didn't
Dad: Well your a failure to this family you uncultured swine!

by UnnecessaryName April 25, 2017