Lashbadger 

Someone who is very frequently on the "lash" and when pissed resorts to crawling on their belly to get around.

"He is such a lashbadger, did you see how much he can consume?"

Lashbadger by Lashybadgerson May 25, 2009

lashbagged

Drunk to the extreme. Not even in a good way.

"Mark's completely freakin lashbagged – he can't even see. I reckon we've got about 5 minutes until the bunder bus departs!"

Mark's completely freakin lashbagged, he can't even see. I reckon we've got about 5 minutes until the bunder bus departs.

lashbagged by The Golden Goat August 29, 2015