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Lobeless Cunt 

Term used to described a fucking ugly bloke who is deformed and is missing an earlobe. In general, people dont like lobeless cunts and they can be dangerous mythical creatures. The missing earlobe is often the result of the father eating the baby's earlobe, making this person disabled
Liam: Oi geoff
Geoff: What do you want you fucking lobeless cunt dog
Liam: What happened to my earlobe?
Geoff: Got hungry a while back
Lobeless Cunt by BigMarto November 16, 2020

lobeless 

Without earlobes. When one has no earlobes, the cartilage of the ear is connected directly to the jawbone of the individual. People with this affliction have trouble hearing, since the skin acts as a barrier for sound attempting to enter into the eardrum. The throbbing pressure on the frontal lobes of the brain is not uncommon. Many people attempt surgery, often with fatal results. Also, sufferers of this condition are open to belittlement and humiliation; human rights do not apply to them.
Sean Magrann-Wells is a lobeless freak of nature and should be beaten.
lobeless by Acalanes Leadership April 28, 2008

lameless 

Something is not lame, unlame or never lame during the period of existence; although it is extremely rare for anyone to achieve the state of lameless. As a result, it can only apply to most objects.
War of Warcraft (WOW) & Blizzard Entertainment are so so so lame that made Mediv down for 8 hrs today & 16 hrs the day before. Wow, you are level 60, you are so lameless here, stop raiding my kills & destroying my cave asshole!!!
lameless by VIAuyeung August 23, 2006

Lubeless 

Without lube. Another way of saying painful
"I am working on this project at work and it is lubeless!"
Lubeless by SD Girl October 15, 2009

Labelass 

A special kind of idiot who uses labels as a substitute for comprehension.
There's no derogatory label for people who label others. This creates an imbalance in the linguistic arsenal. Example:

Person 1: "If you don't watch sports, you're a racist."

Person 2: "Oh yeah? Well, you're...a...person who assigns labels that are not sensible!"

See what I mean? It's like being in a stick fight and not having a stick. But we can fix that by concocting a...wait for it...label for labelers. I suggest that such a person be called a labelass. Example:

Person 1: "If you don't watch sports, you're a racist."

Person 2: "You're a labelass."

Person 1: "What just happened here?"
Labelass by Labelass April 18, 2011

labelass 

A special kind of idiot who uses labels as a substitute for comprehension. Coined by Douglas Adams.
Person 1: "If you don't watch sports, you're a racist."

Person 2: "You're a labelass."

Person 1: "What just happened here?"
labelass by phikappa April 16, 2011