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Phunting 

The act of holding a door far to early for someone and possibly making them hurry for your convenience.
It was so annoying! Yesterday on my crouches I was slowly making my way to the front door of Chipotle, and when I was about 50 feet away, some Puerto Rican guy held the door for me. I had to crutch my way fast so he could hold it for me and leave. What a Phunt!

Bro it was so funny, I was Phunting this guy yesterday on crutches and he was like "OH MY GOD I HAVE TO HURRY" and he almost fell just for my convenience.
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phuonglien 

Probably the koolest human being on planet earth. She is the sweetest person you will ever meet! Hence me saying there is only one that you will ever meet. Her BEST FRIEND is abbie. Abbie loves her very very much and thinks that Lien is probably the BEST THIS WORLD HAS EVER SEEN. Lien can be a little crazy at times. Especially when it’s 3 am and you are working on projects that are due the next day, or in an airport trying not to get lost! She gets ALL the guys. She also makes the funniest jokes, and starts to laugh (cry) with literally anything! Overall if you meet a Phuonglien know that you are one lucky person. Never leave her and make sure you tell her hoooow muchhhh you LOVE her! :)
Abbie loves Phuonglien! :)
phuonglien by Abbi.ie December 29, 2019

punctient  

punctientpunk-shint: a sound that is very deceiving in its carrying range.
grandma's farts have been especially punctient this morning at church.
punctient by oogly-boogly April 2, 2009
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026