The largest museum in Europe, and for that matter, the world;
home to the Winged Victory, the Mona Lisa, and a number of other incredibly well-known works of art.
Also, the largest enclosed space on the face of planet
Earth. If you are not careful, it is quite possible to get lost there for days and days without food or
water. A tourguide and a map (along with a GPS) are highly recommended.
Person #1: Hey, you went to the Louvre! Did you see the Mona Lisa?
Person #2: Yeah...
Person #1: You sound disappointed.
Person #2: Well, it's really small, and behind 4
feet of
bullet-proof glass! You could hardly see it.
Excuse me, sir, but we've been lost here for 4 days and nights without food or
water. Please show us the way to the exits.