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Obsessinate 

A combination of the words Obsessed and Assasinate.
Best used to describe somebody who is so in love that they cannot stand the idea of anybody else getting close to the object of their desire. They can become so consumed with jealousy that they often fantasize about killing said persons.
'Bob loves Kelly so much that he dreams about killing any other guy who tries to gets near her.'

Bob is showing obsessinate behaviour.
Bob is an obsessinator.
Bob thinks about commiting an obsessination.
Obsessinate by Sir Eef April 30, 2009
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obsessenation 

Example 1- "I've got a total obsessenation with this band"

Example 2- "dude, what is your obsessenation with her?"
obsessenation by geezabird February 22, 2009

obsessicane 

(n) a state of mind that inspires behavior designed to drive everyone else around you crazy by obsessing about a weather pattern that may or may not affect your life in the next four weeks.

Steer clear of David today. He discovered a tropical depression forming off the coast of Gambia and is in the eye of an obsessicane.
obsessicane by Vicar of Brevard October 24, 2008

obsessination 

Obsession, usually by conspiracy theorists, with the John F. Kennedy assassination
So much has been written about the grassy knoll, the second gun, Fidel Castro, The FBI and other obsessinations.
obsessination by snootifox May 11, 2018

Obcessitate

(Verb) The act of reluctance towards beginning one's work - experienced in the period between arriving at work and actually engaging with the day's tasks. Most commonly associated with desk jobs, where one sits in front of one's workstation staring at it blankly for several moments in what feels like an eternity. Often associated with the word "Dolopic".
John! You've spent half your morning staring at that bloody computer. Don't just obcessitate...get some bloody work done!
Obcessitate by Gary Pedh April 13, 2020

Obsessulated 

A word introduced by the ‘Wickedcharacter Galinda/Glinda meaning ‘obsessed’.
Oh my gosh, your car is so amazing, I’m obsessulated.
Obsessulated by Toko_user September 28, 2025
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026