mojave

home of the rutan brothers and is rumored to be a portal to hell

wow the rutans live in mojave but there is a lot of evil around this town

by cataracks May 21, 2011

mojave

Microsofts next generation operating system. Makes up for the failure of Vista.

Our productivity went up 300% once we upgraded to the new Windows Mojave.

by Diabeetus February 22, 2009

Mojave

A desert in the southwest United States, in parts of Nevada, California, Arizona, and Utah

NCR Trooper: Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.

by PresidentKimball April 14, 2020

Mojave

(As in "mojave expiriment" done by windows.) A girl who is fake and superficial. All the girls hate her, all the guys think she's hot.

Keeton: Wow that chick is so hot.
Kait: Ew. She's so mojave. Seriously she should wipe that stupid bleachy smile off her face.
Keeton: Whatever I think she's hot.

by KaitWormKeziah December 23, 2008

Mojave

The act or state of being incredibly hard and ready to be falached; used in describing the appearance of a person or their: penis, muscles, tits, clitoris, etc.

Ex 1: God dam girl your making me real mojave right now.
Ex 2: Hot dam, those bitches tits are so mojave.

by DJ Middleton April 26, 2009

Patrolling the Mojave

The Fallout: New Vegas equivalent of the Arrow to the knee meme from The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, originating from the generic dialog lines spoken by NCR troopers throughout the game.

"Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter." -Anonymous NCR Trooper.

by Smokey T. Stevenston October 29, 2013

Mojave Mohawk

When a large, sweaty, naked native american stands above you spreading their ass as you sit on the the ground "indian" style while they clench their ass cheeks on your head and stand up slowly, leaving a smelly, greasy, crusty mohawk behind.

I partied out in the desert and woke up with a Mojave Mohawk.

by reverend spazm October 5, 2012