Skeptas 

Sunglasses

Used in reference to the awesome tune "sunglasses at night" by Skepta, the quality video for which has skepta dancing and rapping with some bitchin' sunglasses on with lots of fitties dancing/posing around him rather like the opening credits of a bond film.
Props to the guy

A: "mate, I love your skeptas, them be some sick skeptas bro"
B: "yea mate, I look the bizz"

Skeptas by dan and rob April 19, 2009

Skeetasaurus Rex 

The mother of all skeets, view skeet . A skeet so big that the testicles fall from the body due to a lack of life in them. The reciever of the skeet will become pregnant no matter what oriface the skeet enters. All life was ejected from the testes and entered the receiver.

"Girl, I got pregnant from some trick who pulled a blasted on me. It was a Skeetasaurus Rex."

"Argh, me balls fell off"

Skeetasaurus Rex by Tyler G October 4, 2005

Skeptacular 

Skept, or fake, in a great, hilarious way.

Madison told a long story about her day and Mr. Cheek said "I'm waiting for the plot". It was soooo skeptacular

Skeptacular by MadNastii October 9, 2012

Skeptard

Any one who is blindly skeptical to the evidence around them, regardless of research done on any given topic, in addition to any one who refuses to do the research necessary, before jumping to conclusions.

Brian: Hey Jeff, you realize that the United States House Select Committee on Assassinations ruled JFK's assassination the result of a conspiracy right?

Jeff: Oh you kooks.

Brian: Us kooks? No, it's you Skeptards that refuse to go and fact check for yourself.

Skeptard by James543675 April 19, 2011

Skepta

The king and creator of Grime.
Comes from North London and is the founder of record label, Boy Better Know. Has a younger brother Jme who is also a rapper part of the label.

"Skepta's new tune is sick, mate"

"Ikr he's like the king of grime"

Skepta by Beats&Grindah September 24, 2015

skeltase

A stupid guy with a funny looking mullet with the combination of slight/horrendous uglyness.

A Fictional character with a Blonde Dumbe Looking Mullet style hair-do.

A persons who's funny looking mullet is longer than there shoulders....very strange.

Guy 1: Yo G check that guy out over there?....You see him breddah?
Guy 2: Damn son whats up with his hair thats crazy nasty.
Guy 3: Haha that guys a skeltase!
Guy 2: True true...

skeltase by Groginathan October 29, 2007

Skeptacy

The corridor of uncertainty one experiences during the interval between when ecstasy has been consumed, till when it has taken effect. A double edged sword, skeptacy can at times become a self fulfilling prophecy, or it can heighten the sense of elation one feels once the effects are felt (the latter sometimes resulting in a phenomenon known as “double ecstasy”).

Fuck bro, it’s been like half an hour since I dumped that gondel and I still can’t feel shit. Starting to get some serious skeptacy, this shit better kick in soon

Skeptacy by rockapella November 22, 2018