Intracourse

Masturbation.

The opposite of (or perhaps, precursor to) Intercourse.

"I was ready for an all-nighter with that redhead, but had to settle for intracourse instead."

by Mr C. December 10, 2003

Intracourse

making beautiful,meaningful love to oneself.Or wanking into a dirty sock.Whatever...

I had the greatest time last night going out on a date with myself!By the end of the night I had my pants pulled down and was having sweet Intracourse with yours truly!

by Rod Fury November 19, 2006

Intracourse

When co-workers engage in sexual intercourse

"What? Are you saying Susan had sex with Ryan in accounting?"

"Yes, they had intracourse."

"That's unbelievable."

by stevehappens April 26, 2009

Sexual Intracourse

Having sexual intercourse with oneself.

Often mistaken for masturbation, although intracourse is penetrative, whereas masturbation is non-penetrative.
Literal definition of "fucking yourself".

Jim: "GO FUCK YOURSELF!"
Charles: "I indeed will have sexual intracourse tonight."

by Seacole August 4, 2025