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Crotch Oil 

Oily substance in the dark recess area between the scrotum and inner thigh, that has its own unique smell left on the hand after a scratch. Commonly referred to the residue left behind on clean surfaces when mouth-breathing imbeciles touch things they shouldn't. Same as crotch grease.
The yeti left some crotch oil fingerprints on the ceiling while simply changing the light bulbs.
Crotch Oil by Bo Regard April 14, 2009
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crotchola 

Another name for the 'down south' area, with a spin of a spanish twang. Could also be used as a derogatory name for another.
'Dude, you're being such a crotchola today.'
or
'my crotchola really itches.'
crotchola by Maggalicious May 14, 2008

crotcholicious 

When one's breath or crotch area smells of stale sweat and funk...
Man, your dog Boomer's breath is crotcholicious!

Yeah he pretty much licks his balls all day!

crotchile 

Region of the sacred space of a male or female i.e. penis, testicles or vagina
Dude stop lookin at my crotchile reason. Wtf faggot!
crotchile by mckennasn May 13, 2012

Crotchologist

My friend the other day randomly said hey, my daughter calls a gynecologist a crotchologist
Crotchologist by mephiles96 June 27, 2015
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026