Jelnock

gay man on a tiny bicycle

Jelnock: hellloooo sailors!

by hurfdurfIV February 1, 2009

Jelnock

A big, dirty man who trades his offspring for oatcakes.

Jelnock: "Oi'll give thee two bairns for 4 oatcakes, oi will."

Shop Owner: "CHILDREN ARE NOT CURRENCY."

by ARABARAB April 5, 2009

Jelnock

The very idea of Jelnock himself goes beyond definition. All that is currently known about the sexy beast is that he is the child of Chuck Norris and Superman and that he made a man's head explode just by looking at him.

Crowd of women: It's Jelnock!
Jelnock: Alright ladies, you know the rules, six at a time now.

by dbaaievkdr April 5, 2009