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Often occurs after a big night on Methamphetamines or MDMA (ecstasy). The size of your penis will shrink to a childlike state (<5yrs) after excessive consumption of either of the stated stimulants/substances.
Don't worry, it will return to normal size within the next few days; the length of time probably depending on how much of the drug you have taken.
Don't worry, it will return to normal size within the next few days; the length of time probably depending on how much of the drug you have taken.
"Fuck, I can't show her this--I feel like a toddler when I look in the mirror. I got meth dick bad."
meth dick by Mojo Rising September 29, 2006
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meth dick
Often occurs after a big night on Methamphetamines or MDMA (ecstasy). The size of your penis will shrink to a childlike state (<5yrs) after excessive consumption of either of the stated stimulants/substances.
Don't worry, it will return to normal size within the next few days; the length of time probably depending on how much of the drug you have taken.
Don't worry, it will return to normal size within the next few days; the length of time probably depending on how much of the drug you have taken.
"Fuck, I can't show her this--I feel like a toddler when I look in the mirror. I got meth dick bad."
meth dick by Supergroovalisticprosifunkstication September 22, 2008
da meth-dick violence
penile tissue damage resulting from an inability to accept the limitations of short-term drug-induced erectile dysfunction; trying to push a wet noodle into what is, more than likely, a dry socket
Blaine's rough handling of his unwilling member resulted in the worst case of da meth-dick violence he had ever experienced.
da meth-dick violence by Casa Trapp November 28, 2017
Mehdick
Pronounced "Medic", noun or adj.
An unremarkable human penis of average size, girth and shape.
A boring cock, also known as a stockcock.
An unremarkable human penis of average size, girth and shape.
A boring cock, also known as a stockcock.
Jill: Look at all those guys at the club! I'm getting laid for sure tonite!
Julie: Hopefully you won't end up with a mehdick!
Jill: Yeah, those stockcocks bore me!
Julie: Me too, John was a master of mehdicking me. That's why I broke up with him.
Jill: Girl, you bad...
Julie: I know girl.
Jill: Tee Hee.
Julie: Hopefully you won't end up with a mehdick!
Jill: Yeah, those stockcocks bore me!
Julie: Me too, John was a master of mehdicking me. That's why I broke up with him.
Jill: Girl, you bad...
Julie: I know girl.
Jill: Tee Hee.
Mehdick by The Sexologist September 12, 2022
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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