Often occurs after a big night on Methamphetamines or MDMA (ecstasy). The size of your penis will shrink to a childlike state (<5yrs) after excessive consumption of either of the stated stimulants/substances.
Don't worry, it will return to normal size within the next few days; the length of time probably depending on how much of the drug you have taken.
Don't worry, it will return to normal size within the next few days; the length of time probably depending on how much of the drug you have taken.
"Fuck, I can't show her this--I feel like a toddler when I look in the mirror. I got meth dick bad."
by Mojo Rising September 29, 2006
Often occurs after a big night on Methamphetamines or MDMA (ecstasy). The size of your penis will shrink to a childlike state (<5yrs) after excessive consumption of either of the stated stimulants/substances.
Don't worry, it will return to normal size within the next few days; the length of time probably depending on how much of the drug you have taken.
Don't worry, it will return to normal size within the next few days; the length of time probably depending on how much of the drug you have taken.
"Fuck, I can't show her this--I feel like a toddler when I look in the mirror. I got meth dick bad."
by Supergroovalisticprosifunkstication September 28, 2006
penile tissue damage resulting from an inability to accept the limitations of short-term drug-induced erectile dysfunction; trying to push a wet noodle into what is, more than likely, a dry socket
Blaine's rough handling of his unwilling member resulted in the worst case of da meth-dick violence he had ever experienced.
by Casa Trapp November 28, 2017