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Shit's getting vertical! 

A term thought up on the patio of an apartment shared by two old college roomates in Ohio while a tornado was rolling through so I've been told but now is widespread in Ohio. It can mean anything and up to...

- The weather is getting crazy

- The party is getting good

- Shit just hit the fan in any way
Ex. Dude that storm is getting really bad. Shit's getting vertical!

Ex. Did you hear about Billy? His girlfriend caught him cheating. Shit's getting vertical!

Ex. Did you just see those hotties walk in the bar? Shit could get vertical tonight!

Gettin' Vertical

1.The sexual position when the male is on top with the females legs pinned on the bed by her head. The male then proceeds to "pound it in a vertical direction" with his feet standing on the bed, and using the mattress and/or trampoline for extra travel.
2.Also used when someone jumps very high to score a point in Basketball
"OHHHHHHH im gettin' VERTICAL on this bitch!"
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026