Expert 

A person who learns more and more about less and less until they know everything about very little—at which point, and in every context—they begin to give opinions and tell everyone what they should or should not do. —D.Mar

A progressive liberal believes they are an expert in managing every aspect of your life to your personal and professional detriment.

Expert by Electric Ave April 7, 2020

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(1.)Someone Who thinks they knew how to do something but actually just screwed everything up. (2.)Someone who goes into a serious explanation of doing something fairly simple or unimportant like how to drive a bumper car. (3.) When something just doesn't work how you want it to. (4.) an Idiot...Nub

for 1st def:

Person: Man I really need to fix my computer.

Expert: No problem I'll help.

Person: You freakin EXPERT! You just erased my hard drive.

2nd def:
*In line to ride the bumper cars*

Expert: Now son you need to get a little distance so you can pick up speed then you want to hit them in the side.....ect.

*also in line behind expert watching him talk to his son*

Person: Expert bumper cars! Dang leave the kid alone.

3rd def:

*trying to call a friend and your cell phone says the network is busy* after the third time....

Person: expert network busy..Dang!
or when friend answers you can call him expert network busy!

expert by Ronnie Hill May 13, 2006

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a contract liar

Dr Mc Calm an expert on genetically modified foods and consultant for the FDA assures us that these products are safe.

Expert by bittersweet50 August 18, 2009

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A paid shill that often goes on television pretending that they know more than everybody else to promote the false agenda of whoever is paying them. Note: they often sprinkle in facts and figures to confuse the viewer but never give an accurate picture of the issue being discussed.

The climate change expert went on Fox News today to discuss how global warming is totally not a thing and its everybody's imagination that its getting hotter and sea levels are rising.

Expert by mark7979 June 24, 2020

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Ex (a former) spurt (a drip under pressure)

adam "don't worry eve I'm an expert"
eve "lol what; ex, a former spurt; a drip under pressure

expert by jahooley April 1, 2009

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Someone with a blog or a dude with an opinion.

Daily Kos, some dude on the street, the old guy next to you at your cousin's wedding, the guest "expert" on whatever talk radio show you're listening to.

expert by B.Dizzle May 6, 2007

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/x, spurt/
"X" in math is an unknown and in plumbing "spurt" is a drip under pressure.

I am not an expert, why would I want to be an "unknown drip under pressure"!

expert by francme March 29, 2020