osteobation

The act of performing osteopathic manipulation on oneself in a repetative manner.

Also, verb, osteobate - to perform osteobation.

Did you hear all those cracks ? That must have been a good osteobation session.

osteobation by osteohater March 27, 2009

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black opsterbation

the act of playing combat training, against computer opponents. A "Call of Duty" analogy of masterbation.

Bill: Come join me in a public Team Deathmatch.

Dale: No way, dude. I'm not that good. I'm going to try a little self-pleasure through black opsterbation.

black opsterbation by daBuster September 28, 2011

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osteobation • Ostentation • Ostegolation • black opsterbation

Ostegolation

The act of Ostegolating. Often used in conjunction with one "Static-X".

Ostego

Ostegolation by Maesh the Shadow September 11, 2003

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Ostentation

A group of three or more fuck boys

I saw a giant ostentation of of fuck boys going to that party, lets try somewhere else.

Ostentation by 6629101327 October 13, 2016

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ostentation

a very EXTRAVAGENT AND PRETENTIOUS WAY TO DESCRIBE SOMETHING.

The office wasn't much of an ostentation, it was rather plain.

The ostentatious act from the clown made everyone at the birthday party laugh.

ostentation by Zukundus March 14, 2024

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

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