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A young man who is aware that there is really no such thing as the 'New Man'.. He is however, extremely adept at aquiring new ladies, and has a large 'cool' factor. Due to the fact that he plays the 'New Man' role convincingly.
Lady 1: Hey look at that dude! Mmm, he's hot!
Lady 2: Yeah, but stay away honey, that guy's just a Hujuman
Hujuman by Ricardo December 6, 2003
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hukumana 

Doesn't make sense or won't work.
The story is just plain hukumana.

The computer's hukumana.
hukumana by ICDedPepo July 19, 2003
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The act of putting elastic band or other elastic substance around a body part.

You cannot use this verb when elastic is around the hair as that counts as 'tying'
I hujuanked my neck to feel the sweet release of being Despawned

Other example:

"Officer! Come quick there has been a murder!"

"Okay, ma'am, we need you to calm down. Can you describe what has happened?"

"No, but the victim was clearly hujuanked."
Hujuank by .Sour. July 7, 2018
After years of meditation ive finally reached huuman status.
huuman by truedoggy March 13, 2023
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026