Daptard 

A mild insult. Mixture of 'Dapper' and 'Retard'

Jim: I slipped on a banana skin today, y'know, like they do on cartoons?? It was SOOOO funny!!!
Bob: You daptard.

Daptard by Shigglee March 21, 2009

dick dastardly 

The fictional character from Wacky Races who always loses. He continuously tries to set traps for other racers which do not work. Perhaps stupidly, whenever he gets ahead in a race he attempts to set a trap for the other racers rather than keeping on going and winning outright. Has a dog minion called Muttley. Drives the Mean Machine

Ehehehehe! Now I will put this long cheesewire between these trees so that whoever gets through is sliced in half! Eheheheh! Oh no! Prof. Pat Pending is blowing it away with another crazy invention! He's blown me into the air! ARGH! MUTTLEY!!! DO SOMETHING!!!

dick dastardly by Jammers August 30, 2005

diptard 

noun. dipshit + retard. synonym of fucktard.

You diptard! That was the last cupcake you just ate!

diptard by freeeeloader June 11, 2005

dastard

A sneaking, malicious coward

someone who cannot tell their own two feet from their hands.

dastard by shake well before serving July 2, 2005

Diptard 

1. A hybrid species bred from the standard dip shit and run of the mill retard.

2. a person who possesses pure, unparalleled stupidity on a

monumental level.

I would NEVER date YOU, you're a total DIPTARD!

Diptard by msblueyes December 6, 2010

Diptard 

A more aggressive version of a tard.

"We got a fuckin diptard here."

Diptard by JVATYT February 9, 2022

diptard 

diptard one who is a dipshit and a retard a non vulgar less offensive way to call someone a dipshit and a retard when being polite and using your manners is more appropriate

that dude drove his car into the lake and had to be rescued what a stupid diptard

diptard by littlejimmie April 12, 2019