Helgoualch Share definition Flag (v) the act of inserting one's penis into someone's ear for sexual arousal. A: Dude, she's got massive ears. B: Yeah man, I'd helgoualch the shit out of her. Helgoualch by orleandrew March 20, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the Helgoualch mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch