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a fucking ugly tard-or retard, who is categorically stupid, deserving of the adverb fucking, and quite unattractive. Similar to fucktard, but not really.
That bitch-a slaggy cunt who slept with a man knowing full well he had an std, is a fugtard.
fugtard by therarestgemofall,ruby December 19, 2007
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THe word is a combination of Fugly(coinicidentaly a combination of fucking and ugly) and retard-from Loyola HIgh School in L.A.
When vinnie said that NY was a republican state we was being a fugtard
fugtard by j dizzle November 27, 2004
First, that bitch has to be Fucking goddamn UGLY - put a bag over da head and do yo bidness, kinda ugly. Second, she has to be damn near retarded. But who gives a shit, right - less arguing, more fuckin' - cuz being a fugtard makes you HORNY. Like the Dice-man sayeth - "nobody ever thought of fucking that - I'm gonna make her mine!" We're talking that kind of ugly, retarded horny bitch. Have fun!!
My side ho is a fugtard, but who gives a fuck, right?
fugtard by MeatHammer17 May 4, 2019
a fugly retard who has no friends.
That one girl who walks around by herself must be a total fugtard.
fugtard by aliicarcc December 21, 2009
watch out it just turned fuctarp!
fuctarp by _NeMeSiS_ March 6, 2003
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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