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Jack Armstrong 

Slang Name, no offence to any dude who might actually have this name -- I know of no Jack Armstrong. A dude who Jacks off so much that he has developed huge forearms as a result.
I think Popeye is a Jack Armstrong. Look at his forearms. He is a sailor and his girlfriend is OLIVE OIL. Together they found SWEET PEA.

Jack Army 

Supporters of the best and most successful team in Wales.
Travel thousands of miles to follow their team.
Chased Cardiff's soul crew into the sea.
110 Years 1 Doube SCFC
First team in the premier league
Won a major trophy and got to play in Europe

There are many theories about where the name Jack comes from but the most popular is a black retriever dog from Swansea called Jack that saved at least 27 lives back in the 1930s.
The Jack Army are the best fans in the world!
Jack Army by Jack B Stard August 17, 2022

Jack Army 

Followers of Swansea City Football Club.

The Jack Army represents the contingent who rarely actually make it to games having either got too drunk, been beaten up by rival supporters, been arrested or all of the above.

When they do make it to games they chant the 2 words 'Jack Army' repeatedly from the terraces in order to assure temselves of their identity
From the terrace
"Jack Army, Jack Army, Jack Army, Jack Army, Jack Army, Jack Army, Jack Army, oooooooohhhhhh, Jack Army, Jack Army, Jack Army, Jack Army, Aaaaaaaaaaaaa, Jack Army, Jack Army"
Jack Army by Jules W December 17, 2008

Jack Armstrong 

While it may seem like a slang name, and very well might be to some, Jack Armstrong is also a name of high rank.

Jack Armstrongs are very handsome, caring, and intelligent men.

They give women the shivers and are the subject of day dreams.

Jack Armstrongs are forgiving, intellectual, and are quite possible the most dreamy of men.
Want to know what is more romantic than The Notebook?

Jack Armstrong is.
Jack Armstrong by SandyDunes November 2, 2014
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026