Dust Collector

1. An item or belonging with no purpose in life other than to sit on a self and collect dust.
2. An item which is used so seldom it does nothing more than collect dust.

John had a large assortment of dust collectors, including everything from trophys to ceramic figurines.

Dust Collector by Woland14 January 20, 2009

Dust Collector

Barbra Streisand's vagina

Barbra Streisand is an ugly shitfaced dust collector

Dust Collector by Rod Cummings March 19, 2009

Dust Collector

A dust collector is a person who has no purpose or meaning in life, and simply sits around and quote-on-quote “collects dust”

I myself feel like a complete waste and dust collector.

Dust Collector by subliminal.happiness November 3, 2021

Permanent Dust Collector

A sex toy you spent too much money on, that you didn't like after you tried, so it sits there collecting dust because you can't sell it.

"I wasted money on a permanent dust collector."

Permanent Dust Collector by Nygmobblepot December 14, 2015

collecting dust 

1) Laziness. Lack of movement. Unwillingness to use energy. Slow-moving. Sloth-like.
2) To stay inside for so long that you actually accumulate a fine, dry powder.

He's been at his house collecting dust all summer.

collecting dust by Turd Cutter 007 April 29, 2014

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022