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Newbus
Also known as Newbus Ox, Newbus is one of several Massive Champions (MC). Newbus and Lincolnshire, the two most massive champions, reside in the Minch, in northern Scotland. Their speed, mass, intelligence, fortitude, commitment, gumption, stamina, strength, talent, skill, and so forth are unmatched. They are capable of different levels of anger. A "level 1" will cause immediate death, while a "level 10" caused the extinction of the dinosaurs. They are older than recorded time. You will never be able to see these champions due to their massive size. Although it is often thought that the moon is the cause of Earth's tides, it is really Newbus and Lincolnshire, whose massive size creates a gravitaional pull causing the tides.
Newbus
A large, grotesque beast best known for its slow movement speed and rancid odor. Very few accounts of the Newbus Ox exist, though it is believed the species went extinct as a result of natural causes sometime in the late 18th century.
The phrase "as weak willed as a Newbus Ox' became common slang in the United Kingdom at the turn of the 20th century.
The phrase "as weak willed as a Newbus Ox' became common slang in the United Kingdom at the turn of the 20th century.
Newbus by Jacob Hammer September 8, 2006
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026
prickup
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable