asston

Also known as assload, an asston is actually a generic and undefined measure of capacity used when the amount is deemed excessive.

This is one asston of beer for two people to drink.

by RabidWeasel February 17, 2006

Asston

$7000

A relatively cheap violin costs exactly one asston.

by Sj7 January 31, 2017

asston arbab

a racist guy who says the n word on the daily. uses kenzie ziegler for clout. he is 16 but acts 2 and doesn’t think abt the consequences of his actions! also doesn’t apologize for saying the n word 25/8 and makes kenzie do it !

eww omg it’s asston arbab the racist guy !

by shadybob1 February 20, 2019

Metric Asston

Any large amount. Often used to exaggerate amounts to convey a large amount of things.

I bought a metric asston of cheezits at the local bulk food warehouse.

by banana-phone March 09, 2010

asston

a ton of ass

hey look thats asston!
be careful

by ellibell December 04, 2021

Asstonic

A word to describe eating someone's ass platonically.

Them: "Bro did you just eat their ass out?"
You: "Nah, bro it was asstonic."

by ManFromTheAslume August 07, 2024