Oldgasm

Verb. The point of Ecstasy reached by one or both geriatric lovers when engaging in coitus. With or without the help of viagra or farm equipment.

"Tommy walked in on his grandpa balls deep in his grandma. They were in the throws of one sweaty oldgasm."

Oldgasm by Tonker, lord of the chode March 6, 2009

Oldgasm

The orgasm-like groan an old person emits almost every time they try to move, like when standing up out of a chair.

Grandpa's loud oldgasm startled his dog, which almost tripped him when he was trying to get off the couch to get another beer.

Oldgasm by helnwls June 23, 2016

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Related Words

Oldgasm • Olgasm • Oligasm

Olgasm

An incredible orgasm during sex with a girl named Olga.

"Dude, last night I had an Olgasm."

Olgasm by pizzaa19 February 3, 2010

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Olgasm

a random outburst of emotion without any warning or obvious relation to the current subject being discussed.

x: so, i heard about your dad having cancer..
y: yea, it really sucks.
z: OMG you guys I am SOO Excited about THIS WEEKEND!
x: what?!?
y: i think she just had an olgasm.

Olgasm by olgasm22 February 3, 2010

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Oligasm

When one has an orgasm, thinking of Oli Sykes.

ZOMG, I was just thinking about BMTH, and I had an Oligasm! LOLOL!

Oligasm by ~hai May 30, 2008

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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