Westeration 

An elaborate explanation that puts all exaggerations to shame.

Guy1: Dude, I totally just banged the hottest girl in school!
Guy2: No fucking way dude?! Really?!
Guy1: Well, she kinda just gave me head but it was awesome!
Guy2: Badass man! Forserious?
Guy1: Well... Not really, but we totally made out hardcore man!
Guy2: Come on.. really dude?
Guy1: No... I lied, I got her number though...
Guy2: Dude, that was the biggest Westeration i've ever heard

Westeration by Imaobxer March 4, 2009

Westerbation 

The excessive need for attention and the extreme ability to waste time in an obnoxious manner

Hey quit westerbating we're trying to focus here. He suffers from Westerbation

Your westerbating again huh, I seen you side chatting again.

Oh you get a violation, you must have been westerbating.

Westerbation by Sweetstud801 August 11, 2014

Wasterbation 

When girls/females stimulate their body and/or genitals to achieve pleasure and an orgasm. Girls won't admit that they do, but truth is they're just as horny as guys.

I f***ing hate that b*tch!

I know.she acts all high and mighty, but I heard she wasterbates in the bathroom.

That's so f***ing desperate! Who'd have thought she was into wasterbation.She's such a whore.

Wasterbation by take.u.down.and.clean.you.up January 10, 2012

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016