when you want to say "whomp whomp whomp", but its too much effort, you shorten it to 'whompage'. It can also be used to describe the feeling of sadness and heavy-heartedness in one word.

I failed. Whompage.

whompage by TheLiterate March 12, 2011

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Whoopadeth-19

It's a horrible mixture of whooping cough and covid-19. The only way to catch it is to cough inside contagious boiling water.

Man1: yo man I have *cough sneeze achoooo* whoopadeth-19..

Man2: stay the fuck away from me

Whoopadeth-19 by Your local bruh December 29, 2022

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

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